mollywobbles867:

-::guy from Dalton enters frame:: “Oh fuck. Not him. I hate him so fucking much.” ::Kurt insults the daylights out of him:: “Fuck yeah!”

-“Who the hell is dressing Kurt this season? Last season he was perfect and now it’s like someone murdered the elves who knit his sweaters.”

-“Go away, Finn. I hate you so much! FUCK YOU!”

-::Finn shaming Sam for stripping:: I paused the show and went on a rant about sex workers and how they shouldn’t be shamed because sometimes you have to do what you have to do to survive and fuck Finn for shaming Sam. Also, I went on a rant about legalizing or at least decriminalizing prostitution.

-I laughed at everything Santana said and my heart grew three sizes when Sam hugged her. 

-::Blaine insults Sam:: I didn’t even like Sam all that much last season, but I am apparently very impassioned about sex shaming, so I ranted a little bit. Then I was back on Blaine’s side when he was yelling at Finn. CONFUSION.

-::music for Trouble Tones starts:: “THEY WIN!”

-::Trouble Tones kick ass:: “Competition over, they win.”

-::New Directions sing ABC:: Aww, cute.

-::New Directions sing two more songs:: WTF?! This isn’t fair! Why do they get so much time?

-::Third place is announced:: “Why are you so excited? You lost.”

-::New Directions win:: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-“Quinn dresses like a 30 year old.”

-“What is this song? I don’t know it. Not sure I like it.”

-::Finn and Santana hug:: “Fuck yoooou! Fuck you! Fuck you, Finn! I hate you! Fuck you!” ::flip him off to punctuate each “Fuck you.”::

I’m pretty sure I only watch the show now for Santana and also because my roommate just got into it and he really likes Klaine, which I do too, but I’m partial towards Brittana at the moment.